Even if you haven’t considered updating your personal style as a new year’s resolution, I have irrefutable evidence that following any—or, hopefully, all—of these 10 tips will make you feel better. The result: an improved quality of life for you, and an improved aesthetic for our fair metropolis.
Take note, men.
1. Cheap shoes aren’t worth it. Spend your hard earned money on quality, classic footwear that will wear well and survive ill-fated trends. And throw away your chunky, black dress shoes. They’re hideous.
2. If your jeans don’t fit well, it doesn’t matter what brand they are. You wasted your money.
3. Invest in custom tailoring. It’s worth the extra dough to look like a million bucks.
4. Nobody wants to run their hands through hair that feels like broom bristles. A “trendy” style will date you and, believe me, you’ll regret it. A tousled, but well-groomed, style—or a shaved head, if you can pull it off—looks best. And remember: Only incredibly attractive men can get away with highlights.
5. Go sockless with your footwear when appropriate in the summer months. It suggests a casual, effortless sophistication. And, for God’s sake, no socks in the bedroom!
6. No graphic, embellished, studded or bejeweled T-shirts or jeans. You know you you are.
7. There’s nothing even remotely cool about Oakley sunglasses or any kind of sport shades. A classic aviator is chic, suits most face shapes, and won’t make you look like you’re partying on a pontoon at Lake of the Ozark’s Party Cove.
8. There’s nothing sexier than a well-tailored tux. There’s a reason that James Bond still looks good after all these years.
9. Consider a white pocket square when wearing a blazer. It’s a classic way to bring continuity to an ensemble.
10. Don’t replicate a style icon’s look from head to toe. It’s great to find inspiration in someone else’s personal style, but then make it your own. Oh, and don’t be a label whore head to toe either. It’s beneath you.
